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Funeral Bells for the Constitution

Rusty

Watching the video of the Shithead-in-Chief celebrating the signing of the Mangled Constitution Act indicated to me that some of the Administration and Pentagon bootlickers conspicuously lined up behind Bush were less than enthusiastic about their presence at the scene of the crime.

They had good reason to feel that way. Gang-raping the Constitution
is not something one wants to do in front of TV cameras.

General Hayden looked nervous. In fact, he looked like someone who had just looked in the mirror to find Lavrenti Beria staring back at him. That's a nice 5-Year Plan for an American GuLag he's got going there at the NKVD, it'd be a shame if anything happened to it on November 7.

Chairstooge of the Joint Stooges of Staff Peter Pace sure did blink a lot. Perhaps he's developed the subconscious habit of blinking every time Bush lies, or maybe it was just a signal to his wife watching at home that his promotion to Generalissimo of the Homeland had been assured by his loyal participation.

This gang-rape of the Constitution didn't bother Dick Cheney of course, he looked as Satanic as ever as he hovered at Bush's side, anticipating the deaths of 600,000 Iranians by Halloween. Trick or Treat, Ayatollahs!

Attorney Corporal Alberto Gonzalez didn't seem to have a clue what was going on, but that's his job at the Department of Injustice. It's not easy filling the shoes of legendary felons like John Mitchell and Ed Meese, but Alberto is filling up his rap sheet like there's no tomorrow, so his predecessors may just be commas in the history books of Republican crimes by the time Alberto peddles his last lie.

Apparently demoted until his replacement, the Con Artist Formerly Known as Connecticut for Lieberman arrives, Don Rumsfeld was propped up off to the side next to a potted plant. He looked a little pale, but if you had lost two wars in five years you'd probably look a little pale yourself.

So. Here we are, America. If you turn down Dancing With the Stars for a few seconds you can hear funeral bells ringing for the Constitution. Congress finally finished strangling it two weeks ago, Bush buried it yesterday, and Keith Olbermann delivered the eulogy.

They say it's always darkest before the dawn.

I hope they're right.

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Comment # 1 ~ Rusty ~ 10/03/2006 04:31 GMT

Bush and his thugs are cornered beasts. Their desperation may paralyze them, or it may trigger an unthinkable catastrophe for America and the world. Only Miss Laura over at Kos knows for sure what will ensue.

Comment # 2 ~ Reed31463 ~ 10/03/2006 07:45 GMT

MissLaura's naivety is only surpassed by her arrogance. She still lives in "I Pledge Allegence...." land. Stupid C@@t.

Comment # 3 ~ tahoebasha1 ~ 10/03/2006 14:41 GMT

Reed, I think you have deftly zeroed in on the realities of our situation as pertains to American citizens. But, in some ways, it's not at all surprising, is it? By that, I mean, everything with these Fascists just seems to follow suit in their determinations.

Comment # 4 ~ keenekarl ~ 10/04/2006 01:49 GMT

Gladly, Miss Laura is greatly out-numbered in these reaches of cyberspace.

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